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$6.66 + free shipping (standard) or + $5 to get it overnight (Wednesday) or + $5 international shipping
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You Never Know What You’ve Got Until It’s Too Late

Due to demand, overnight orders will arrive no later than Wednesday.

The holiday season is on, and we’re fairly convulsing with the spirit of giving. For example, today we’re GIVING you an opportunity to take some old inventory off our hands for cheap. Sure, you might have passed on buying these tees when we ran them the first time, but that was when you knew what they looked like! This time you won’t; not until they arrive in the mail and you tear open their packaging. It’ll be like getting a present! From someone who has no idea what kind of shirts you like. Oh, well, maybe you can trade them for better ones.

This shirt was designed by: a motley crew of our very best designers, along with several of our very worst.

Wear this shirt: to volunteer at a school for the blind, which is a good holiday-time service to perform anyway, and where you can tell people it’s whatever design you want.

Don’t wear this shirt: to volunteer at schools where the students can see, especially high schools, because high schoolers are merciless with the teasing when they see someone wearing something stupid.

This shirt tells the world: “My favorite website dresses me funny.”

We call this color: Raindombow.

condition: random, of course

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Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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